Veggies - miserable bastards

What a nightmare it is when you've got someone coming round who's a vegetarian.

As If preparing and cooking a decent meal for guests isn't stressful enough, you end up having to make two different meals 'cos you've got to make something different to cater for the bloody tree muncher. Now I ask you, have you ever been to dinner at a vegetarians house? I have. Did they go…. "Oh I've got some non-veggies coming round, I must cater for them by cooking steak." ? Did they bollocks. They force their shite food on you. Fucking fennel or some other such shite that makes you fart like hell and leaves you feeling hungry about ten minutes after finishing it. Bloody vegetarians. And you have you ever noticed how sanctimonious and miserable most of them are? Maybe if they ate more protein they'd have enough energy to smile every now and again.